If you have been in retail long enough you know the day was slow if you haven't caught at least one thief. Seems it won't be a slow day today for us. So this dude is trying to steal shit from us and when he gets caught he sell us some bullshit lines about how it was all planned for his wife and blah blah blah. What's more interesting he is on probation and that gave us an idea. The dude was up for anything to let him go. You steal from us? We steal your pride. And this is exactly what happened to this loser. Hope he spreads the word among other lazy ass thieves in Miami!

Lesson Learned. You Don't Steal From Us!