So this blonde macho man enters our pawn with offer (he hopes) we can't refuse. Two surf boards - $1000 asking. What was his excuse? Well, he said his visa is due and he needs to go back to motherland Russia to renew it. Yeah, that's cool dude but check this - we pay you $300 and you earn the rest of it by doing something for us. Nothing crazy, we are getting into photo biz and need some sample pics. He caught this bullshit line and we ended up doing a casting in the backroom.

You Will Surf Our Dicks!