These desperate guys visiting our pawn shop everyday really think we are some kind of dumb establishment living in glass houses and not knowing how much are things worth on the street. This one visited us today with a most useless thing I ever had to deal with - a bugle. Can you believe it? And it is supposed to be from 1800's. Ha ha, yeah right. It might be as well BC ancient times, yet if you are in need to close the deal today, you will suck my partner's dick just behind the counter while other customers are shopping and after he's done with you, I will take you for special treatment in our backroom. How about that?!
Our Way Of Doing Over The Counter Kind of Biz!